Somewhere inside

teardropwrists:

itslikethatfrenchthing:

alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much

okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.
Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?
No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.

And all this time I thought the opposite. Fucking thank you for clearing that up, that makes sense now. ^^^

itslikethatfrenchthing:

alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

I always reblog this I just love it so much

okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.

Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?

No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.

And all this time I thought the opposite. Fucking thank you for clearing that up, that makes sense now. ^^^

And that was the most amazing moment I’ve ever had.

One Size Fits All

(A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)
Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”
Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”
Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”
(Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)
Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”
Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”
 (The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)
Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”
 (My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)
Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”
Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”
Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”
 (I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)

christofercringlefucker:

It’s giveaway time!

RULES:

It’d be nice if you were to follow me, but hey, who cares? I’m only six shy of 200 followers!

Reblog and like as many times as you like.Just be considerate of your followers.

No give-a-way blogs! I WILL be checking!

Ask box must be open and comfortable enough to give me your shipping address.

1st place winner must respond within 48 hours or it will go to another person.

second place must respond within 48 hours as well.

the give-away ends June 15th, 2013!

first place wins-

two envelopes with mystery items (fandom related)

One fancy derse/prospit handmade outfit.

One scalemate of choice.

second place will win:

one scalemate of choice

one envelope of misc. items.

one 2k fanfic of pairing of choice

happy reblogging my little minions!!!!! :D

unimportant:

effy baby you are so chanel xx

breakfast-with-satan:

potter-who-locked:

missquack-ster:

nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

This is why you are so loved, Mr. Depp.

Most idolised person by teenagers gets us

Johnny Depp gets it.

panfans:

I like you [x]